When contemplating college conservatives, you really regret once again that Karl Rove is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like Karl Rove in order to physically intimidate conservatives, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors.

The above is a rewrite of part of an Ann Coulter speech she gave in January of '02. I changed one word (twice) and the name (also twice).
Stayed tuned, later today I'll be doing a rant about the "coarsening" of American discourse and the desirability of a spirit of unity in our approach to social problem solving. And by the way God Hates Fags (http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/) and Sweden.
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