CRETAN SNAKE GODDESSES

1)
Her breasts are bare
and her hands are on the snake
Sometimes it just doesn't get
any better than that

Sometimes it does

2)
"Some people say Cretan Snake Goddesses undermine the institution of marriage."-Brit Hume

3)
"Cretan Snake Goddesses are dirty hippies, probably on dope."-Rush Limbaugh

4)
"In the future everyone in Cleveland will be a Cretan Snake Goddess."-Criswell

5)
"Cretan Snake Goddesses are a greater threat to national security than Al Queda and the Supreme Court combined."-Pat Robertson

6)
"Cretan Snake Goddesses represent an expansion into the Mediteranean Basin of Indus Valley ecstatic Shivaite cults circa 6th millenia BCE." -Alain Danielou

7)
"Cretan Snake Goddesses are bitchin'."-Spicoli

8)
"Any civilization that could come up with Cretan Snake Goddesses is OK by me."-Bobby S. Grosso

9)
Cretan Snake Goddesses make me want to beat up bull-headed men in caves.

10)
I could go on for a long time about Cretan Snake Goddesses.
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