McCain camp compares Obama to Spears, Hilton

By BETH FOUHY, Associated Press Writer 9 minutes ago

AURORA, Colo. - John McCain 's presidential campaign on Wednesday released a withering television ad comparing Barack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, suggesting the Democratic contender is little more than a vapid but widely recognized media concoction...[Open in new window]

McCain also reminded the vast throng of dozens of confused old people of his foreign policy experience of bombing civilian women & children from 35,000 feet in the air & the fact that he got his sorry ass shot down while doing it.

"Where do you think we are?". he screamed, "In Czechoslovakia or the Iraq-Pakistan border?" Before the men in white coats came to take him away.