C-SPAN Washington Journal caller this morning:

"A lady who goes to my church said she got a letter from her son in Eye-rack and he said they just found a whole building FULL of WMDs."

"Um...what KIND of WMDs?"

"She didn't say, but it was a whole building just FULL of WMDs."

"Thanks for your call."
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Well, that settles it right there. Church people don't lie, right?
(Maybe it was Dick Cheney dressed as a lady who goes to this guy's church.)
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