( He thinks he's really standing next to Washington, time machines are real, he's really the president, a 20-something % approval rating is good, a big bearded man in the sky talks to him & tells him what to do, Dick Cheney is a 'good' man, his mother loves him & that just one more drink will make it all true.)

"Today, we're fighting a new war to defend our liberty and our people and our way of life," said Bush, standing in front of Washington's home and above a mostly frozen Potomac River.

"And as we work to advance the cause of freedom around the world, we remember that the father of our country believed that the freedoms we secured in our revolution were not meant for Americans alone."