On the first day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
A Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the second day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the third day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the fourth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the fifth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the sixth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Six months of abortion
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the seventh day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Seven illegals swarmin’
Six months of abortion
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the eighth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Eight Hannukah candles
Seven illegals swarmin’
Six months of abortion
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the ninth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Nine gays a layin’
Eight Hannukah candles
Seven illegals swarmin’
Six months of abortion
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the tenth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Ten stem cell researchers
Nine gays a layin’
Eight Hannukah candles
Seven illegals swarmin’
Six months of abortion
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the eleventh day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Eleven Darwin books from Amazon
Ten stem cell researchers
Nine gays a layin’
Eight Hannukah candles
Seven illegals swarmin’
Six months of abortion
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran

On the twelfth day of the War on Christmas
My multi-cultural enemies gave to me . . .
Twelve Keith Olbermann commentaries
Eleven Darwin books from Amazon
Ten stem cell researchers
Nine gays a layin’
Eight Hannukah candles
Seven illegals swarmin’
Six months of abortion
Five “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”
Four Kwanzaa kinaras
Three French Kerrys
Two lesbian moms
And a Muslim Congressman swearing on the Koran!

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