Has "Deadeye" Dick Cheney turned his home into a happier hunting ground?

People passing by the vice president's residence over the weekend were shocked to see a dead deer on his lawn. "Who killed it!?" asked one horrified witness. "The deer has been there a while, because a friend E-mailed me earlier this morning to report the sad sighting. I just saw it myself, in a cab going down . I'm crying."

Another source confirmed the carcass on the grounds of the U.S. Naval Observatory, where the vice president lives. "I was walking to work and tried my best to look away," the deer-spotter told Wonkette.com.

"It is a mystery why it was there so long," said the source. "Wouldn't the Secret Service have removed it?"... http://tinyurl.com/yzt7tg [Open in new window]
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Was it a Christmas decoration?
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