WASHINGTON, Sept. 11 — President Bush used the fifth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks on Monday to tell Americans that they were engaged in “a struggle for civilization” that would be determined in part by the course of the war in Iraq.

When I think of Civilization I think of George W. Bush.
And when I think of forwarding the cause of Civilization I think of invading and occupying an oil rich Middle Eastern country.
And when I think of what would make me really happy right now I think of sticking sharp needles into my eyes.