A bunch of drunks, dope-fiends, morons & crooks; some of whom are in charge of the country. Sheesh...


Pop entertainer Michael Jackson was named America's Most Foolish Individual for 2006 for the fourth consecutive year. The ranking is based on a random telephone survey of 1,045 individuals released in advance of April Fool's Day by well-known New York-based public relations consultant Jeff Barge.

In the Seventh Annual April Fool's Day Poll, a whopping 69% of those surveyed said the singer had "done something foolish" in the past year.

The second spot in this year's survey is shared between American vice president Dick Cheney, who recently shot a friend in the face during a hunting trip, and celebrity socialite Paris Hilton, a member of the well-known family of hoteliers. A total of 59% of American respondents said that Cheney and Hilton did "something foolish" in the past year.

American President George Bush ranked third in the survey, with 57% of the country saying he had done something foolish, up by 9 % over last year's ranking.

Actor Tom Cruise entered as a newcomer in the survey, where he ended up in the fourth place.

The number 5 spot was a tie between indicted Texas Congressman Tom Delay and singer Courtney Love both hitting at 41%.
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