Veep Putting Distance Between Himself and Embattled President

Andy Borowitz -- Borowitz Report

Days after photos surfaced showing President George W. Bush together with disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff, Vice President Dick Cheney attempted to put some distance between himself and the embattled president, telling reporters that he and Mr. Bush had never met.
“I do not know this person you call George W. Bush,” Mr. Cheney flatly stated at a press conference in Washington today.
Mr. Cheney explained that because he spent most of his time at his secure, undisclosed location, his path had simply never crossed with that of Mr. Bush.
The vice president’s claim that he did not know the president strained the credulity of the White House press corps, many of whom could recall seeing the two men together at one time or another... http://tinyurl.com/djldp
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