Rick Santorum. What can you say about Rick Santorum?
Well, you can say he has a new book IT TAKES A FAMILY:Conservatism and the Common Good (http://www.ittakesafamily.com/); I hear he wanted to name it SHOPPIN' AND MOPPIN' or BAREFOOT, PREGNANT AND KINDA DUMB.
Someone somewhere, can't remember who or where, suggested Chris Matthews (HARDBALL), whose legal residence would qualify him, should run against him in '06. Hmmm.
Here's how Dan Savage, editor of Seattle's THE STRANGER newspaper and columnist ( SAVAGE LOVE) defined the word Santorum: "1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." (Use it in a sentence soon.)
What can you say about Ol' Rick Santorum?
Well, you can say he's one of the reasons that current "conservatism" is so repulsive. But only one; there's a bumper crop out there right now.
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Well, you can say he has a new book IT TAKES A FAMILY:Conservatism and the Common Good (http://www.ittakesafamily.com/); I hear he wanted to name it SHOPPIN' AND MOPPIN' or BAREFOOT, PREGNANT AND KINDA DUMB.
Someone somewhere, can't remember who or where, suggested Chris Matthews (HARDBALL), whose legal residence would qualify him, should run against him in '06. Hmmm.
Here's how Dan Savage, editor of Seattle's THE STRANGER newspaper and columnist ( SAVAGE LOVE) defined the word Santorum: "1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." (Use it in a sentence soon.)
What can you say about Ol' Rick Santorum?
Well, you can say he's one of the reasons that current "conservatism" is so repulsive. But only one; there's a bumper crop out there right now.
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