GESTICH (for Faux News)

I miss the terror alerts.
Where'd they go?
We had them every few days or so
during the lead-up to the election.
Why none since?
I miss all the pretty colors.
I miss the fake fear.
Now all that's left is the real fear.
The fear my internet use and library records
will be monitored
and I'll be arrested
for not being stupid enough.
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